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August 30, 2014 with 11,283 notes ± Permalink

leanonstephen:

Big Bang theory followed by two and a half men? What a perfect night of turning the tv off.

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August 30, 2014 with 162,930 notes ± Permalink

timtampon:

timtampon:

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong butimage

omg please don’t bring this back
People are converting because of this post and I’m actually Jewish oh god I fucked up

August 30, 2014 with 286,339 notes ± Permalink

terezi-pie-rope:

hdawg1995 :

was chowder even real

(Source: expederest)

August 30, 2014 with 471,622 notes ± Permalink

senor-cactuar:

the avengers?

how about the international justice league of super acquaintances

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August 30, 2014 with 104,433 notes ± Permalink

machina-rex:

atlasflames:

jillyfishfillet:

it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe

idk bout u but i love the smell of an axe in my hands. smells like wood polish and cold iron. smells like power and fear. 

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August 30, 2014 with 123,505 notes ± Permalink

animalsdancing:

Tiny legs

August 30, 2014 with 374,058 notes ± Permalink

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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August 30, 2014 with 208,039 notes ± Permalink

cokeflow:

Maybe I am maybelline 

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August 28, 2014 with 89,115 notes ± Permalink

noveltastic:

"DEBBIE DID YOU FAX THOSE PAPERS TO MANAGEMENT?"

August 28, 2014 with 181,248 notes ± Permalink

albrie:

wHEN PEOPLE ASK YOU WHAT YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESSION IS AND THEN JUDGE ME WHEN I SAY IT’S MY MACBOOK WOW SORRY DID YOU WANT ME TO SAY A LOCKET MY GREAT AUNT ALICE’S GRANDFATHER’S SON HANDCRAFTED FROM KING ARTHUR’S SWORD WELDED WITH PHOENIX TEARS AND THE BLOOD OF A WOOD NYMPH NO OKAY I FUCKING LOVE MY MACBOOK NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH HOW I CAN SCROLL WITH TWO FUCKING FINGERS OKAY THAT”S BETTER THAN ANY LOCKET

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